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Tangled Drew Evans is a winner Handsome and arrogant, he makes multimillion dollar business deals and seduces New York s most beautiful women with just a smile He has loyal friends and an indulgent family So why has he been shuttered in his apartment for seven days, miserable and depressed He ll tell you he has the fluBut we all know that s not really trueKatherine Brooks is brilliant, beautiful and ambitious She refuses to let anything or anyone derail her path to success When Kate is hired as the new associate at Drew s father s investment banking firm, every aspect of the dashing playboy s life is thrown into a tailspin The professional competition she brings is unnerving, his attraction to her is distracting, his failure to entice her into his bed is exasperating Then, just when Drew is on the cusp of having everything he wants, his overblown confidence threatens to ruin it all Will he be able untangle his feelings of lust and tenderness, frustration and fulfillment Will he rise to the most important challenge of his life Can Drew Evans win at love Tangled is not your mother s romance novel It is an outrageous, passionate, witty narrative about a man who knows a lot about women just not as much as he thinks he knows As he tells his story, Drew learns the one thing he never wanted in life, is the only thing he can t live without ➠ [Epub] ➚ Longbow Girl By Linda Davies ➪ – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk he makes multimillion dollar business deals and seduces New York s most beautiful women with just a smile He has loyal friends and an indulgent family So why has he been shuttered in his apartment for seven days [Read] ➲ On His Naughty List By Jessica Jarman – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk miserable and depressed He ll tell you he has the fluBut we all know that s not really trueKatherine Brooks is brilliant ➭ Fire Colour One Read ➵ Author Jenny Valentine – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk beautiful and ambitious She refuses to let anything or anyone derail her path to success When Kate is hired as the new associate at Drew s father s investment banking firm [PDF / Epub] ❤ Invisible Wounds ✅ Kay Douglas – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk every aspect of the dashing playboy s life is thrown into a tailspin The professional competition she brings is unnerving [KINDLE] ❆ A City Possessed By Lynley Hood – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk his attraction to her is distracting [Download] ✤ Her Husbands Mistake Author Sheila O& – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk his failure to entice her into his bed is exasperating Then ➵ Mr Dove Über Den Wassern Read ➼ Author Maurice Shadbolt – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk just when Drew is on the cusp of having everything he wants ❮PDF / Epub❯ ☃ Squirmy Wormy ✐ Author Lynda Farrington Wilson – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk his overblown confidence threatens to ruin it all Will he be able untangle his feelings of lust and tenderness [Reading] ➿ Honeymoon By Sacha J. Witt – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk frustration and fulfillment Will he rise to the most important challenge of his life Can Drew Evans win at love Tangled is not your mother s romance novel It is an outrageous [Read] ➵ Puck You Author Peyton Novak – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk passionate ❮KINDLE❯ ❄ Mountain Moonlight ❁ Author Jane Anderson – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk witty narrative about a man who knows a lot about women just not as much as he thinks he knows As he tells his story ❴Epub❵ ➚ Evvie Drake Starts Over Author Linda Holmes – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk Drew learns the one thing he never wanted in life ❰EPUB❯ ✺ Confessio Fraternitatis Author Johann Valentin Andreae – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk is the only thing he can t live without So after seeing this book completely TAKE OVER my newsfeed in what could only be described as Goodreads Tangled Gate of 2013 I finally had to cave and read this book And for the next two days you wanna know what I was doing A WHOOOOOOOLE LOTTA THIS And might I just say Snaughling That s some intense shit But seriously, you re going to be doing that ugly laughing thing where you know, you hug lower body and mascara s running down your face and you re rolling So after seeing this book completely TAKE OVER my newsfeed in what could only be described as Goodreads Tangled Gate of 2013 I finally had to cave and read this book And for the next two days you wanna know what I was doing A WHOOOOOOOLE LOTTA THIS And might I just say Snaughling That s some intense shit But seriously, you re going to be doing that ugly laughing thing where you know, you hug lower body and mascara s running down your face and you re rolling on the ground making disturbing noises and people don t know whether someone attacked you or if maybe you should be attacked.I m just saying It s goin to happen So you better start writing that Thank You letter to your yoga instructor now Oh And Drew Evans You and me, buddy Oh And Emma Chase You did good, girl YOU DID GOOD 5 stars Review completed May 24, 2013Fuck, yeah That s good Yeah, like that See that guy black suit, devilishly handsome Yeah, the guy getting the blow job from the luscious redhead in the bathroom stall That s me The real me MBF Me Before Flu So, like I said what you re seeing right now isn t the real me I have the flu.Influenza.Have you ever noticed some of the worst sicknesses in history have a lyrical sound to them Words like malaria, diarrhea, cholera Do 5 stars Review completed May 24, 2013Fuck, yeah That s good Yeah, like that See that guy black suit, devilishly handsome Yeah, the guy getting the blow job from the luscious redhead in the bathroom stall That s me The real me MBF Me Before Flu So, like I said what you re seeing right now isn t the real me I have the flu.Influenza.Have you ever noticed some of the worst sicknesses in history have a lyrical sound to them Words like malaria, diarrhea, cholera Do you think they do that on purpose To make it a nice way to say you feel like something that dropped out of your dog s assPoor Drew He looks like a zombie when he s got the flu pets evil grin Isn t it strange that every man who s got the flu is dying right in front of your eyes A sick man is always moaning a woman s ears off Terrible.Reminds me of my two little guys and my ex all their antics tsk tskMy mom told me once that if men would bear kids, then the couples would never havethan one child Men couldn t withstand the pain, they would cave in after the first delivery.I apologize in advance for adding too many quotes and for getting a tiny bit long winded There s something you need to know, though Drew is the perfect man whore and Baba is the perfect quotes whore Ramps up the fun factor, it s all good cough But I have rules standards, you might say One of them is no screwing around at the office I don t shit where I eat, I don t fuck where I work Never mind the sexual harassment issues it would bring up it s just not good business It s unprofessional And she works here In my office, where I have sworn to never ever screw around Her warm, soft hand slides perfectly into mine, and two thoughts enter my head simultaneously.The first is God hates me The second is I have been a naughty, naughty boy for most of my life, and this is my payback And you know what they say about payback, right Yep She s one hairy bitch Well, you could do the noble thing and bow out Yeah like that ll happen In your dreams I smirk Actually my dreams involve you bending over something not bowing She makes a disgusted sound Could you be anyof a pig I was kidding Why do you have to be so fucking serious all the time You should learn how to take a joke I can take a joke, she tells me, sounding insulted Yeah When When it s not being delivered by a childish jackass who thinks he s God s gift to women I am not childish God s gift on the other hand My record speaks for itself Oh, bite me I wish Nice comeback, Kate Very mature You re a jerk You re a an Alexandra She pauses a second and looks at me blankly What the hell does that even mean Think about it It will come to you Kate walks into her office and closes the door, leaving me standing on the outside This is where men got the shitty end of the stick, people When God gave Eve that extra rib He should have given us something extra too Like mental telepathy.I once heard my mother tell my father that she shouldn t have to explain why she was pissed That if he didn t already know what he d done wrong, then he wasn t really sorry for it What the fuck does that even mean Newsflash, ladies We can t read your thoughts And frankly, I m not entirely sure I d want to The female mind is a scary place to be Oh yeah Just onelittle detail you should know I haven t gotten laid in twelve days.Twelve days.Two hundred and eighty eight sex free hours I can t calculate the minutes it s too depressing Remember all work and no play makes Drew a cranky boy Well, at this point, Drew is practically a goddamned psychopath, okay Because you know how some people have gay dar Well, I have dump dar That means I can pick out a recently dumped female a mile away They re easy pickings All you have to tell them is that their ex is an idiot for letting them go, and they ll be begging you to nail them view spoiler Kate hide spoiler now falls into the aforementioned dumped category Should be a sure thing, right Just so you know, men don t expect a woman to smell like Winter Pine or Niagara Falls or whatever the fuck those feminine products say It s a pussy it s supposed to smell like one That s the fucking turn on I read an article once that said having sex extends the human life span At this rate, Kate and I are going to live forever I ve lost count of the number of times we ve done it It s like a mosquito bite theyou scratch, theit itches.I m just glad I bought the extra large box of condoms at CostcoThe man on woman action was hot and left Drew somewhat disheveledThe infamous Bad Word Jar she s going to rob you blind, Drew smirk Drew and his niece Mackenzie are so, so adorable together Loved their interaction CUTE The man would do anything for that girl.The next part is spoiler tagged in order to shorten my review Just go ahead and read it, it won t spoil it for you view spoilerYes, I wanted Mackenzie to meet Kate I didn t want you meeting Kate until I was done smoothing things the hell over Mackenzie takes my friend the Bad Word Jar out of her backpack and holds it up I put two dollars in.She sticks her face in the mouth of the jar and looks up at me with a frown Um Uncle Drew Bad words no cost one dollar noThey cost ten Ten Since when She s excited It was Kate s idea She say the maconomy is bad What the hell is maconomy Drew, Drew tsk tsk I thought you were so smart She call it in in Inflation Alexandra finishes with a smile Yeah, that Inflation.Great.Thanks, Kate.I raise my brows at Mackenzie Do you take American Express She giggles I pay my fine in cash How about you add up the rest on your calculator, honey She s going to need it I have a feeling this little discussion is going to put me in the triple digits Sweetheart, I say, you did Uncle Drew a huge favor Anything you want for Christmas name it and it s yours And I mean anything Her eyes widen at the possibilities She glances at my sister and then whispers conspiratorially, Can I have a pony Oh, boy.I think about it for exactly one second Absolutely She squeezes me tighter and squeals Only don t tell mommy until after it s delivered, okay I may have to enter the witness protection program after this one hide spoiler I friggin loved it Tangled was pure fun, fun, fun You don t believe me Seriously You are missing out on a real winner.Dear Drew,Nice to meet you, darling Um I m in awe Honestly, I m kinda speechless and I swear to you that happens not all the time I m sitting in front of my laptop, and I m not sure how to review your story I might as well do it short and sweet, right No, you pervert, I didn t say I might as well do you stern look Rein in your overly imaginative thoughts Do some yoga, that should do the trick See That slike it By the way, did you know that yoga improves your sex life Check this out to think of it, I m not sure if you would survive even better sex coz your current sex life seems to be quite chirpy, and Kate is wearing you the f ck out Yeah, yeah, I m going to throw a couple dollars into the Bad Word Jar It doesn t bother me at all Seriously rolls eyes endearingly Will you stop it now Shut It Drew You shouldn t disturb me since I m working on my review I mean I need to focus on the heart of the matter, right Hence, you wouldn t want me to screw it up a look of utter exasperation Note to readers Have you seen how exasperating and tenacious that man is Whatever Let s get down to businessDid you know that if you put a frog in boiling water, he ll jump out But, if you put one in cold water and heat it slowly, he ll stay in And boil to death He won t even try to get out He won t even know he s dying Until it s too late.Men are a lot like frogs.If, by some catastrophe, view spoiler Kate won t take me back, hide spoiler I might as well shave my head and move to frigging Tibet I hear the monks are hiringYeah, Drew, you are something else Calling you arrogant with a supremely inflated libido doesn t even begin to cover it You are crude, very outspoken, sexy as sin, handsome, a womanizer par excellence with an ego that encompasses a whole country Nope, screw that It encompasses the whole world, right The best of the best Your dick rules your mind and you excel at mouth to mouth insufflation among other appetizing things Nom noms I know that you never fell in love Add in the fact that you don t do relationships on principle and we have the perfect premise for a great and absolutely entertaining story Dude, you re going to fall hard, just saying Yep, fasten your seat belt, you re going to need it badly devilish grin Come on, don t look so shocked, darling Listen, I m going to introduce you very carefully to your scary fate Whew, what a shocking concept, right Well, I gotta tell you something As a matter of fact, when you re going to meet Kate no, you jerk, I m not talking about Kate Princess of Wales, I m talking about YOUR Kate you know the adventurous, very demanding and utterly confident Kate granted, I m babbling Anyway, you will be surprised and you won t be able to imagine what s going to happen to you You ll be in for it, I swear Ever heard of being pussy whipped Hmm please spare me your widening eyes right now coz it s such a clich in romance books Frankly, it annoys the f ck out of me and we re back to real life, aren t we I do not need that crap Thank you for being so forthcoming mwah Huh Did you just blush Where was I Oh, back to your story You have no idea how important regular sexual gratification is for us It s crucial Vital.I ll explain.In 2004, UCLA conducted a survey to determine how highly women valued getting off in relation to other daily activities You know what they found Eight in ten that s eighty percent said if given the choice between sex or sleep, they would choose sleep.In that same year, NYU conducted its own study With rats They implanted electrodes in the brains of male rats and put two buttons in their cages When the lucky little bastards pushed the blue button, the electrodes triggered an orgasm When they pushed a red button, they were given food.Care to guess what happened to all the rats They died.They f cking starved to death.They never pushed the red button.Need I sayAnyway, here I am Stuck in my own little cage with no goddamn blue button ButDude, I need to tell you that you ve got one seriously warped mind I m not sure but have you seen a doctor recently I mean it, man, since your brain seems to suffer from a serious overload of Ecstasy or cocaine I actually thought that you could swallow a couple Valium Um you see I thought it could help you to ramp down your overactive mind Honestly, what man s mind is working 24 7 What man is thinking all the freakin time What man is talking all the time Does your dirty mind ever sleep Gawd, doesn t it wear you out Truth be told, that man doesn t exist Hey, calm down, ok Alrighty, I ll take it back goes on knees There is the one and only Drew Evans The man The star God s redundant gift to women gasp I cannot believe I just said that Yeah, yeah, spare me your smug smile, dude I know you are enjoying yourself immensely huffs Would you please do me a favor Tell your author that I loved her sense of humor I loved her writing and it was an incredibly hilarious trip I totally enjoyed being in your naughty little mind and writing Tangled in first person present tense from your POV was a real knockout See Here comes the much awaited praise from moi Also, I really appreciated her choice of secondary characters They were well drawn and added to the fun factor, for sure Your interaction with Mackenzie was utterly priceless Bagina, anyone Well, all the power to the vaginas, I am so with you You sure are an enlightened man, Drew grin Tangled is actually a breath of fresh air among too many mediocre contemporary romance books.I must admit, however, that I couldn t take you overly serious Your character seemed to be kinda exaggerated, something like a parody, you know Don t get me wrong I loved it nonetheless, and many things you said were true Seriously, I loved every single pearl of wisdom that came out of your crude delicious mouth Well, I know you want me to get down and dirty now Hah I know you are waiting for me to hail you with praise for your sexual prowess Yes, yes, yes, you can eat me all night long, ok I mean what does it cost me to admit it, right I m not the jealous type Nope Me No, of course not See I can be totally nonchalant I swear I would never begrudge you your smexy times with Princess Kate Never Ever Um can I nail you too I m kinda desperateMy oh my, it was a close call, don t you think I m talking about you almost missing the finish line But you did it and I can t tell you how proud I am of you Do you remember when you were talking about the best fu ing advice ever Assume nothing Even if you think you know everything Even if you re sure that you re right Get confirmation Yes high five You have learned your lesson, Drew Besides, do you remember what else you told me Yup This relationship shit is exhausting Then again you must admit it s so damn worth it, isn t it Drew, darling, I need to come to an end now You know I feel a little bit worn out I m not getting any younger either Besides, my life is kinda busy Though it was nice chatting with you, and I hope to see you around.I wish you a life full of love, laughter and happiness.All the best and take care.Baba xxxI have been laughing my ass off all the time Tangled gets theBabalicious Stamp of ApprovalPussy whipped, thy name is Drew.Yeah, I know It s okay I don t mind Cause if this is the Dark Side Sign me up Seriously Don t be surprised if I start skipping down the street singing, Zip a Dee fucking Doo Dah I m that happy I don t mind either Sign me up I m happy Seriously Cannot wait to read the next book in the series P.S Drew, dearie, just so know the NILF comment was crude shakes head disapprovingly 1.5 stars Okay, I know that everyone loves this book But, honestly, I despised it.This book sort of reminded me of a Kristen Ashley book There was this stereotype of what a guy is, and how a guy thinks ButI ve known a guy or two in my day This book reads like what a GIRL thinks a guy is like Tangled had so many loathsome tropes We get a magical vagina turning a pigheaded guy into a devoted man We get the adorable niece which can be replaced by doting younger sister in some books 1.5 stars Okay, I know that everyone loves this book But, honestly, I despised it.This book sort of reminded me of a Kristen Ashley book There was this stereotype of what a guy is, and how a guy thinks ButI ve known a guy or two in my day This book reads like what a GIRL thinks a guy is like Tangled had so many loathsome tropes We get a magical vagina turning a pigheaded guy into a devoted man We get the adorable niece which can be replaced by doting younger sister in some books , who shows a dickhead s loving side We get blatant misogyny and even SEXUAL HARRASMENT at work framed as just teasing and all in good fun, offset by, of course, an even bigger asshole who crosses the line and shows that the MC isn t all that bad The male MC doesn t respect the female MC He doesn t respect her boundaries, he doesn t respect her intelligence, and he doesn t show that he is worthy of her for a hot second I didn t think this book was funny I didn t think this book was entertaining I didn t think the male MC read like a man or how a man thinks The only reason this book gets an extra 1 2 a star is because the narrator did a nice job reading the story, but if I didn t spend good money on the ebook the audiobook upgrade, I would have DNFed it like I wanted to do ages ago No offense to my dozens of friends who loved this one, but the sooner I forget this book, the better 5 Fantastic and Hilarious Stars If you are like me and you adore the lovable assholes, the jerks, and the manwhores then Drew Evans is just the guy for you This book had me hooked from the very first page and I couldn t get enough Being inside Drew Evan s head was amazing One of the funniest and most enjoyable stories I have read in a really long time Meet Drew Evans He is a successful business man, a handsome guy, he s got great friends, a loving family, and as many women 5 Fantastic and Hilarious Stars If you are like me and you adore the lovable assholes, the jerks, and the manwhores then Drew Evans is just the guy for you This book had me hooked from the very first page and I couldn t get enough Being inside Drew Evan s head was amazing One of the funniest and most enjoyable stories I have read in a really long time Meet Drew Evans He is a successful business man, a handsome guy, he s got great friends, a loving family, and as many women as he could ever want Drew is hot and Drew knows it Drew doesn t do relationships He never makes promises, he just does his thing Throughout this story, Drew gives us a ton of fun facts and info Men are visual We wouldn t be fucking you if we didn t want to look at you You can write that down.I control my dick My dick does not control me.I sleep naked, by the way You should try it If you haven t slept naked, you haven t lived But thats beside the point.For those ladies out there who are listening, let me give you some free advice If a guy who you just met at a club calls youbaby, sweetheart, angel or any other generic endearment Don t make the mistake of thinking he s so into you, he s already thinking up pet names It s because he can t or doesn t care to remember your actual name.Deep down I m a momma s boy I m man enough to admit it And trust me, I m not the only one Explains a lot, doesn t it Here s a fact for you once I m done, I m done I m not the kind of guy who rides the same rollercoaster twice You get the idea of what kind of guy he is, yeah Well, Drew hasn t been himself He has the flu The last week he hasn t been well And it all has to do with one woman Katherine Brooks Kate works with Drew She is new at the firm and she is ready to succeed She is smart, beautiful, feisty and she intrigues Drew in every way There is something different about Kate While competing against each other for the same account, these two bicker and banter back and forth its hilarious There is also some major sexual tension going on, but there are complications They get to know each other better and Drew decides he wants Kate Drew screws up a ton, but he is a guy, what do you expect He goes through some great lengths to make it better Some of the BEST lines It makes me want to kiss her and strangle her at the same time I ve never been into SM But I m beginning to see its benefits.Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroine and OD on it Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra.Twelve days Its a frigging record I haven t had a drought like this since the winter of ninety nine God Oh God God s not the one fucking you, baby Drew Drew yes Drew Much better You have no sense of self preservation, do you No, not at the moment I m too focused on fornication I blame Adam Now theres a guy who had the world by the balls Walking around naked, a hot chick to satisfy his every whim I sure hope that apple was tasty, cause he really fucked it up for the rest of us This is how I looked a majority of the book I can t tell you how impressed I was with this debut novel I don t think I have ever read a book that has made me smile and laugh so much I love the male pov and it was a treat to have the whole story written in the male s pov The whole time I was reading, I felt like Drew was talking to me Drew is the best kind of character He is funny, sarcastic, sexy and sweet I couldn t get enough of him And I liked Kate too lol The whole thing It was great Can I say there was nothing I didn t like about this one Loved everything it Going on the favorites shelf for sure Emma Chase I will read ANYTHING you write lady This was fantastic Looking for a fun and awesome read pick this one up FUN STORYLINE HILARIOUS DIALOGUE HOT HERO Let s meet the man of the hour shall we See that guy black suit, devilishly handsome The guy getting the blow job from the luscious redhead in the bathroom stall That s me The real me MBF Me Before Flu Yep, we re talking about no one other than the real Drew Evans He s the FUN STORYLINE HILARIOUS DIALOGUE HOT HERO KICKASS HEROINE 5 STAR WORTHY WINNING COMBINATION.And reading this story from the point of view of a guy like Drew Pure fun and entertainment, I assure you Let s meet the man of the hour shall we See that guy black suit, devilishly handsome The guy getting the blow job from the luscious redhead in the bathroom stall That s me The real me MBF Me Before Flu Yep, we re talking about no one other than the real Drew Evans He s the kind of guy who s used to always getting what he wants He s the kind of guy whonever rides the same roller coaster twiceBut now Things have changed He ll tell you he has the flu, but what really happened Well, that s an entirely different story One you re about to hear, the uncensored version, from his POV He tells it like it is, straightforward and to the point.Being inside Drew s head and getting the entire story from his point of view, is one of things I loved most about this book Some of his thoughts literally made me laugh out loud The first is God hates me The second is I have been a naughty, naughty boy for most of my life, and this is my payback And you know what they say about payback, right Yep She s one hairy bitch Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroine and OD on it Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra Would he open his bedroom door and let some other guy screw his wife Okay, that was too far I take it back considering his wife is my mother Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence That s just wrongon so many levels For God s sake, don t let her watch Cinderella What kind of example is that A mindless twit who can t even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in thights to bring it to her Give me a friggin break Kate, if I throw myself in front of a bus, will you come visit me at the hospital DrewPS try not to feel guilty if I don t survive Really Drew Evens is a typical womanizer Girls line the streets for him and he s never had to seduce a woman before I ve never seduced a woman before Shocking, I know Let me clarify, I ve never had to seduce a woman before, not In the typical sense Usually it takes a look, a wink, a smile A friendly greeting, maybe a drink or two After that, the only verbal exchange involves short one word phrases like harder loweryou get the point But then he meets Katherine Kate Brooks When Drew meets Kate at a bar on a Saturday night, he s immediately drawn to her She s beautiful and attractieve nu he s ready to make her his newest conquest for the night She s magnificent angelic gorgeous Pick a word, any fucking word The bottom line is, for a moment, I forgot how to breathe But Kate Brooks isn t the one night stand kind of girl and when she turns him down, he can t seem to get her out of his head, because that s just something that s never happened to him before Then, when it turns out, Kate is the new associate at his father s business company, the situation is about to get evenmessier.At first, Drew doesn t realize is yet, but Kate is the kind of girl that will turn his entire world upside down.Not only can he not stop thinking about her, she s also become his new close co worker and if there s one rule he s never, ever broken beofre, it s that he never mixes business with pleasure But for Kate he might be prepared to make an exeptionWomen fall in love quicker than men Easier andoften But when guys fall We go down harder And when things go bad When it s not us who ends it We don t get to walk away We crawl They finally give in to their attraction to each other and they do Phew The sex scenes from Drew s POV were just HOT fans selfThen Drew did some things that were just not okayHe messed up, badly view spoiler and ended up breaking Kate s heart Luckily, she has some good friends that are willing to bitch slap him if ever burst her feelings like that again hide spoilerview spoiler When Drew tries to make things up with Kate, he goes all out, flowers, balloons, a music bandbut Kate doesn t give in easily and I liked the fact that she stond up for herself like that instead of forgiving him right away hide spoiler But in the end, after some swoon worthy Notebook like attempts on Drew s behalf to make things right, the story does have a HEA sighThere isn t one thing I didn t love about this book, from the dialogue to the main chracters and all the unique and funny side chracters like Alexandra aka The Bitch , Mackenzie and Dee Dee, I just enjoyed every minute of this fun, unique and hilarious story and ended up devouring it in one day Douchebags, FTW 4.5 stars WrongIt s Drew Evans.Drew is crude, crass, vulgar He s immature and spoilt He wants only one thing from a woman He s a chauvinist pig He s a man whore He is disgusting He is hilariousHave you ever seen those romantic comedy movies where there s an undeniable attraction between the leads but they re also competitors in the office This is the rom com novel equivalent For once this novel lives up to all the hype, squeeing and fangirling If you love romantic comedies, that 4.5 stars WrongIt s Drew Evans.Drew is crude, crass, vulgar He s immature and spoilt He wants only one thing from a woman He s a chauvinist pig He s a man whore He is disgusting He is hilariousHave you ever seen those romantic comedy movies where there s an undeniable attraction between the leads but they re also competitors in the office This is the rom com novel equivalent For once this novel lives up to all the hype, squeeing and fangirling If you love romantic comedies, that are a bit on the.tasteless side, but very funny and very well written, you will love TangledI read this straight through without taking a breakfor anything I didn t take notes, I didn t highlight So this review is.sparse Take a gander at these gifs It s all you need to know view spoiler hide spoiler And the good news is, Drew s got friends.Final word.drop whatever you re reading, whatever you re doing..and just read Tangled All right Steam 3.5 Hilarious, romantic, all out FUN Think Wallbanger meets Beautiful Bastard You smiling yet I was hooked from the first line and smiling wide by the end of the first page If you are a fan of enemies to lovers stories, you will LOVE Tangled I swear half my book is highlighted I laughed out loud, grinned till my cheeks ached and just generally loved it The story is about Drew In real life, Drew is a clean shaven, well groomed, expensive suit wearing professional But, at the start of the st Hilarious, romantic, all out FUN Think Wallbanger meets Beautiful Bastard You smiling yet I was hooked from the first line and smiling wide by the end of the first page If you are a fan of enemies to lovers stories, you will LOVE Tangled I swear half my book is highlighted I laughed out loud, grinned till my cheeks ached and just generally loved it The story is about Drew In real life, Drew is a clean shaven, well groomed, expensive suit wearing professional But, at the start of the story, he s a miserable un showered, un shaven heap locked in a messy apartment overflowing with old pizza boxes while claiming to have the flu.Right.What he really has is a bad case of the Break Up.See Real Life Drew was once a player Why settle for one when there were so many willing ones tripping over themselves to be with him I ve never seduced a woman before.Shocking, I know.Let me clarify I ve never had to seduce a woman before, not in the typical sense Usually it just takes a look, a wink, a smile A friendly greeting, maybe a drink or two After that, the only verbal exchange involves short, one word phrases like harder lower You get the point But he s fallen in love Finally Problem is, she s getting married to someone else Hence the miserable, moping, un shaved heap This is his story.It starts off going back in time to when they first met Drew meets Kate at a club one night and, despite the flirting, she walks away When Kate gets hired by his office, it puts him in a frustrating situation because office romances are on his no no listKate Brooks is officially scratched off my list of potentials She is forbidden, untouchable, a no way never Right next to my friends ex girlfriends, the boss daughter, and my sister s best friends.Well, that last category is a bit of a gray areaWe are told the story by Drew He can be a bit of an asshat but you really just can t help falling for him he s that lovable He both narrates the events and breaks the 4th wall by talking directly to us as the reader It s totally awesome It s like he s right there telling you the story There are times when his commentary on what was going on just had me in stitches Here s a random quoteOnce again, to the ladies out there here s a fact for you Men pretty much have sex on the brain twenty four seven The exact figure is like every 5.2 seconds or some shit like that.The point is, when you ask, What do you want for dinner we re thinking about screwing you on the kitchen counter When you re telling us about the sappy film you watched with your girlfriends last week, we re thinking about the porno we saw on cable last night When you show us the designer shoes you bought on sale, we re thinking how nice they would look on our shoulders.I just thought you d want to know Don t shoot the messengerAnd if you like strong heroines, you will LOVE Kate She is smart, confident, sassy and absolutely determined not to become another notch on Drew s bed post She has plans, dreams, goals and no time for a playboyIf we re going to work together, Drew, I think we re should get a few things straight I m not your sweetheart My name is Kate Katherine Use it And I m not a kiss ass I don t have to be My work speaks for itselfTheir banter and sparring was just priceless Tangled was essentially an enemies to lovers story about guy falling in love for the first time with a girl who goes toe to toe with him on everything I loved watching them work through their issues And when Drew finally decides to fight for Kate s heart, the lengths to which he goes are just laugh out loud awesomeIt makes me want to kiss her and strangle her at the same time I ve never been into SM, but I m beginning to see its benefitsThe book wasn t always funny per say, but the whole mood was light hearted The sex was hot, the characters were lovable, the writing was witty and it has a happy ending If you are looking for a FUN read, this is it 4.5 starsThank you to the publisher for providing me an ARC to reviewBLURBDrew Evans is a winner Handsome and arrogant, he makes multimillion dollar business deals and seduces New York s most beautiful women with just a smile He has loyal friends and an indulgent family So why has he been shuttered in his apartment for seven days, miserable and depressed He ll tell you he has the flu.But we all know that s not really true.Katherine Brooks is brilliant, beautiful and ambitious She refuses to let anything or anyone derail her path to success When Kate is hired as the new associate at Drew s father s investment banking firm, every aspect of the dashing playboy s life is thrown into a tailspin The professional competition she brings is unnerving, his attraction to her is distracting, his failure to entice her into his bed is exasperating Then, just when Drew is on the cusp of having everything he wants, his overblown confidence threatens to ruin it all Will he be able untangle his feelings of lust and tenderness, frustration and fulfillment Will he rise to the most important challenge of his life Can Drew Evans win at love Tangled is not your mother s romance novel It is an outrageous, passionate, witty narrative about a man who knows a lot about women just not as much as he thinks he knows As he tells his story, Drew learns the one thing he never wanted in life, is the only thing he can t live without Forof my reviews, visit Aestas Book BlogAnd come join the Aestas Book Blog Facebook Page Try this read chapters 1 5, skip to 12, then read the last 2 chapters Do you think you missed anything Well, there you have it.


About the Author: Emma Chase

New York Times bestselling author Emma Chase writes contemporary romance filled with humor, heat and heart Her stories are known for their clever banter, hilariously authentic male POVs and sexy, swoon worthy moments Emma s novels have been translated into over twenty languages and published around the world.Emma lives in New Jersey with her husband, two children and two misbehaving dogs She has a long standing love hate relationship with caffeine.


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