Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant: Operation

Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant: Operation Branding Iron 2.1A A Marine Infantry Officer confesses his lust for killing and fucking everything in sight, his desire to beat his boss s face in and frag the battalion staff, his willingness to risk Afghan civilians in order to save Marines, his burning desire to win a game of gay chicken at all costs, his personal mission to nail the combat reporter who joined his unit, his sexual arousal at the sight of ED Enemy Death , and his inability to take serious things seriously while planning and executing the last combat operation of his deployment in Afghanistan a nighttime helicopter raid named, Operation Branding Iron Part A Continued from National Geographic s Battlefield Afghanistan This is undoubtedly the most honest and raw account of an Officer s thoughts and actions during combat that has ever been written After publishing this book, Donny O Malley s job options are now reduced to low level sales and day labor construction It is still unclear how he ever made it out of the Marines without court martialSenior officer s will slam him, military historians will be shocked, and all civilians will be % certain he s psychoticFortunately, the book is written for the opposite of those mentioned above It s written for Enlisted guysOfficers who are brave enough to read will either cry themselves to sleep, jerk themselves off to Donny s picture, or will ask their buddies to write them up for an award with V for having the moral courage to finish the book My moto boner is still raging strong and I read this book three days ago I m certain that my dick is going to explode, and I really don t care, because this book was that fucking good Marine I served withHey bro that s my wife s phone number You can fuck her whenever you want, just wear a condom and try not to blow anywhere near the face I understand mistakes happen, but do your best Thanks for writing the book, I really needed that Marine I never served with Just wanted to say that your book is cracking me up I think the people on the subway think I m nuts because I can t stop uncontrollably laughing I think I crack up because I know your jabroni ass and know that the shit you write about that is going on in your head is true, no bullshit You are completely fucked up, in the good way If people were to question if you were making this up I could say that it s no bullshit because I spent enough time with you to know that you beat offtimes a day I slept above you on ship and heard you beating dick all the time Fuck it, what man doesn t beat off constantly It s raw and honest Like you said, as professional as all of us try to be officers especially deep down we are fuckin animals, neanderthals who just love pussy and talking about sucking dick, in a gay way, and when we get the chance, killing bad guys Anyone who denies that, other than maybe the Col, is a fuckin liar your description of Major Dyce is spot on fuckin moron Someone should have blew him up Lieutenant I served withA message from the author This book is a reach around to all enlisted, and a FUCK YOU to every Officer who has ever written a politically correct, full of shit, I m a great leader, book about combat Every single one of those fucking jerkoffs wrote a book for civilians that not a single enlisted guy ever gave two shits about The truth is that Marines love killing than they love pussy they fantasize about mowing down insurgents with aon post whilevirgins take turns blowing themThis is who we are, and I m sick and tired of nerdy ass book writers hiding our reality from the public ❰PDF / Epub❯ ☀ Poltergeist (Greywalker, Author Kat Richardson – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk his desire to beat his boss s face in and frag the battalion staff ➣ [Epub] ➝ OBaby By Geoffrey Johnson ➭ – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk his willingness to risk Afghan civilians in order to save Marines ❰Download❯ ➽ Defiant (MacKinnons Rangers, Author Pamela Clare – 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Karin Slaughter ➵ – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk Donny O Malley s job options are now reduced to low level sales and day labor construction It is still unclear how he ever made it out of the Marines without court martialSenior officer s will slam him ❰Epub❯ ➜ Ghost Author Fred Burton – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk military historians will be shocked [Reading] ➷ Nerve By Dick Francis – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk and all civilians will be % certain he s psychoticFortunately [Download] ➾ Cinco Dias de Vida By Julie Lawson Timmer – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk the book is written for the opposite of those mentioned above It s written for Enlisted guysOfficers who are brave enough to read will either cry themselves to sleep [Read] ➮ Backstage ➶ Nikki Turner – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk jerk themselves off to Donny s picture [EPUB] ✼ Bodily Harm Author Margaret Atwood – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk or will ask their buddies to write them up for an award with V for having the moral courage to finish the book My moto boner is still raging strong and I read this book three days ago I m certain that my dick is going to explode [Download] ➻ Shadow Land Author Peter Straub – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk and I really don t care ✹ [BOOKS] ✭ Beauty By Lisa Daily ❃ – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk because this book was that fucking good Marine I served withHey bro that s my wife s phone number You can fuck her whenever you want ❴KINDLE❵ ❆ Hexes and Hemlines (A Witchcraft Mystery, Author Juliet Blackwell – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk just wear a condom and try not to blow anywhere near the face I understand mistakes happen [PDF / Epub] ❤ Pink ✅ Gus Van Sant – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk but do your best Thanks for writing the book [PDF / Epub] ☀ Underground (Greywalker, ✍ Kat Richardson – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk I really needed that Marine I never served with Just wanted to say that your book is cracking me up I think the people on the subway think I m nuts because I can t stop uncontrollably laughing I think I crack up because I know your jabroni ass and know that the shit you write about that is going on in your head is true [PDF] ✍ Doppelgangsters (Esther Diamond, ✎ Laura Resnick – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk no bullshit You are completely fucked up [PDF / Epub] ☆ Doppelgangster (Esther Diamond, By Laura Resnick – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk in the good way If people were to question if you were making this up I could say that it s no bullshit because I spent enough time with you to know that you beat offtimes a day I slept above you on ship and heard you beating dick all the time Fuck it [PDF / Epub] ☁ Bone Key (John Deal ✎ Les Standiford – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk what man doesn t beat off constantly It s raw and honest Like you said ❮Epub❯ ➟ Gidget (Gidget series, Author Frederick Kohner – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk as professional as all of us try to be officers especially deep down we are fuckin animals [Download] ➾ Last Stand at Papago Wells Author Louis L& – 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About the Author: Donny O'Malley

I was born accidentally in Queens, New York to Irish and Colombian Catholic immigrants My strict Roman Catholic altar boy upbringing set me up for an unconventional life of deviance, discipline, sex, violence, parties, adventure, and service to others.It s a weird combo, I know.After many years spent as a shy, timid, insecure, easily bullied, nerd I grew into the narcissistic, outgoing, overconfident, revengeful, violent, egotistical, lovable nerd that I am today.On paper, my life looks like an actors career, so with that notion I ll summarize the phases of my life with short character bios.Catholic altar boy in New York city.Nerdy, horny, goofy kid in North Carolina.Nerdy, horny, goofy kid in San Diego.High School Football benchwarmer.High School Football 3 way starter.Horny, scrappy, revengeful, high school rebel without a clue.Hyper college freshman at San Diego State with the worst acne you ve ever seen.Twice voted, Sigma Nu Fraternity president, who was ultimately fired by higher powers.Volunteer High School Basketball Coach, with a losing record I loved those kids though Superhero children s birthday party host I dressed up as Superman, Batman, Spiderman, good times.Camp Counselor who was slightly less mature than his kids.Inner City Substitute Teacher, who tried to do good but got burnt out by the little fuckers he was there to teach.Manager of Event Security for fraternities and sororities, who treated the job like a joke, and frequently got so drunk he had to be carried out by his team from the events he was managing.Male Stripper for bachelorette and birthday parties Owner manager Personal Trainer Great job, great clients Marathoner, IronMan, and Xterra triathlete Usually in last place Event Planner That s me being humble I rented out large venues and threw epic, raging parties for my friends that are still talked about Marine Infantry Officer for almost 6 years, deployed to Asia and Afghanistan, awarded in combat with V That award was a total fluke Medically Retired Marine Captain How I made Captain I have no idea, but being retired wasn t surprising, I m a big pussy Model Body, not face, let s be real here World traveler Does 20 countries rate world traveler status Orphanage Volunteer in East Africa I never thought I d want to adopt a black baby from Africa, but after volunteering there, I do Mountaineer and adventure sport chaser I climbed Mt Kilimanjaro, and I m gonna get all 7 summits, want to join Grandma s Boy Yes, I take care of and live with my Grandma in a senior citizen community, I m 31 I am proudly ashamed to say that I undo years of good deeds with one party My parties have been responsible forunwanted pregnancies, relationship breakups, divorces, arrests, broken noses, born again Christians, and lawsuits than Jerry Springer can fit into 3 seasons and yet my friends and family can t get enough of them.I believe that mean people need to be punched in the face, killing bad people is the same as saving good people, and that being nice to people is everyone s duty I encourage all nice people to beat up an asshole or a bully at least once in their life It s like chicken soup for the soul.I love sticking up for people with disabilities, victims of bullying, victims of domestic and sexual abuse, gay men who are afraid to come out I have gay cousins and they hid for years , obese and insecure women, and minorities who get discriminated I am half a spic and am frequently the victim of minority discrimination I enjoy doing this because I know how good I felt when someone else stuck up for me back when I was a little pussy I m still a pussy I have reformed my old ways when it s convenient for me, and I have now dedicated my life to taking care of my grandma, entertaining veterans, and writing funny stories about all the awesome, shameful, lustful, revengeful, violent, terrible, and wonderful thing



10 thoughts on “Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant: Operation Branding Iron 2.1A

  1. says:

    I just noticed all the fake reviews for this book They all have headings, most in bold What a coincidence It wouldn t be the author who bigs up himself no end in the book doing it would it Nah lol It fits.This is the second sentence of the book, in the preface,Correction, anything else in life, except for fresh, warm vagina, cold vagina sucksIt s not exactly a hook, but then after a bit reducing women to pussy that doesn t pay the bills,


  2. says:

    This book was written by an admitted deranged, disgusting, immature narcissist That he s willing to admit as much tells you you ll get a raw, uncensored but honest and realistic work It s the funniest piece I ve read in some time, and the first to make me laugh and remind me of the ludicrous irony of war since Joseph Helller s Catch 22 Many civilians will find this book offensive, but I think readers need to understand O Malley is writing a


  3. says:

    If Generation Kill Had Been Written by Sterling Archer Anyone who s a fan of the show Archer will know what I mean in the headline Those who have served as a combat Soldier or Marine will at least privately acknowledge that this work is in many ways a refraction of our own deployments This is easily the only book on modern warfare in existence that is completely raw and open about the types of twisted thoughts that go through the minds of tho


  4. says:

    It all started with some hot guys in undies.So a few days ago my fairly mundane day started with the usual morning Facebook news feed scroll Lo and behold I was bedazzled by pictures of half naked bronzed gladiators traipsing around Califor ni a in hot pants Hello boys.Interest immediately piqued what can I say I m shallow i spent a good ten minutes scruitinizing the pics before feeling guilty and scrolling back up to read the text accompanying


  5. says:

    I COULDN T STOP READING OR LAUGHING As a Combat Marine with multiple tours in different theaters of operation, I have experienced both the terror and tedium of warfare Hours of boredom, broken up by moments of exhilaration and adrenaline O Malley writes of the hilarity that ensues when Marines find themselves in a combat zone when garrison suddenly breaks out I found his chapters hilarious, and the epilogue at the end of each one honoring a falle


  6. says:

    Sick individualyet brilliantUnfortunately I was one of those civilians living under a rockI was completely naive to the rate at which veterans are committing suicide This book really helped bring the issue to light for me I love what Donny is doing to advocate this serious issue and I am glad he s doing so in a way that is catered to those affected It s refreshing to see him expose himself to show that regardless of the rank he relates to everythin


  7. says:

    Fun honest and disgustingThis book is not for the faint of heart, it was written by a service member for service members.I m going to be honest, I am a civilian But some of the people I m closest too in the world did This is book is like hanging with them I m glad I took the time to read it and hope that Donny writes another one soon.


  8. says:

    My favorite book in the world


  9. says:

    AwesomeIf every officer were like Captain O Malley, every Marine would stay in for 50 years Great book with a really inspiring message Full of maturity and charm.


  10. says:

    I loved this book, not only because I am a Marine Corps Veteran myself who was in Operation Enduring Freedom, Afghan but because the descriptions of Marines in this book are without a doubt true I may not have been a grunt but was around many men and it was hilarious and always laughing and smiling during horrible situations would help to keep your mind off of things that are out of your control Between every chapter is a dedication to an Infantryman who h


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