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Dawn Saves the Planet Worried about the fate of the planet, environmentally conscious Dawn makes plans to construct a recycling center at Stoneybrook Middle School, but soon all her hard work begins to keep her from paying attention to her friends [PDF / Epub] ☉ Book Lover Author Jennifer Kaufman – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk environmentally conscious Dawn makes plans to construct a recycling center at Stoneybrook Middle School ★ Secret Delivery / Her 24-Hour Protector PDF / Epub ✪ Author Delores Fossen – Ralphslaurensoutlet.co.uk but soon all her hard work begins to keep her from paying attention to her friends AKA, the book that read like an episode of Captain Planet and AKA the book that, even as a child, made we want to tell Dawn to take a freaking chill pill Though I do credit Dawn Saves the Planet for making me think twice before I choose a paper plate instead of a real one p this is my first time reading this book in this INSUFFERABLE TRIPE by jahnna beecham and malcolm hillgartner my least favorite ghostwriters they wrote Mallory on Strike and Mallory and the Dream Horse dawn attempts to take the title of shira s least favorite bsc member away from mary anne she and stacey have to do an environmentalism project for their science class so they decide to teach a class aka series of scary indoctrination sessions to the bsc kids about how to be a militant envir this is my first time reading this book in this INSUFFERABLE TRIPE by jahnna beecham and malcolm hillgartner my least favorite ghostwriters they wrote Mallory on Strike and Mallory and the Dream Horse dawn attempts to take the title of shira s least favorite bsc member away from mary anne she and stacey have to do an environmentalism project for their science class so they decide to teach a class aka series of scary indoctrination sessions to the bsc kids about how to be a militant environmentalist and alienate your friends and family by harassing them about how they re not doing enough for the environment no lie at the end of the class the kids throw an eco fair the subplot is that dawn gets a recycling plant started at stoneybrook middle school and nobody wants her as the chairperson for it because she s a jerk all of the baby sitting chapters are about how to bsc charges won t stop talking about the environment I HATE THIS BOOK SO MUCH HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE it.highlights dawn says to mary anne, I thought you believed in recycling and it makes me think of donnie darko woody jefferson and trevor sandbourne bring for lunch one day brie, p t , and sparkling cider at some point stacey and kristy finally confront dawn about how she s being the worst, but that doesn t make this book tolerablelowlights nitpicks uggghhhhh is this school seriously I hate these books that are basically just trying to educate the reader by hiding the education in a dumb unnuanced story in stacey and dawn s class they have the kids bury things including plastic stuff and an apple core to see whether they are biodegradable and say they will check in a couple weeks to see if it s gone apple cores takethan a couple weeks to decompose with regard to the plotline of starting a recycling plant at SMS there s an election to decide who is going to be the leader for the project and mrs gonzalez dawn s science teacher gets elected did she even want it why is there an elected official for this why doesn t dawn automatically head the program since she was the one with the idea the pike kids send mallory and jessi to green school to educate them make them feel guilty about not being environmentally friendly AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHH jessi hypothesizes that milking cows might not be environmentally friendly because it might be bad for the animalsthan you know, jessi says a non vegan dawn is insufferable erica blumberg wants to help with the recycling project and then in front of dawn throws a can in the trash, and dawn asks her if she s crazy and horribly alienates her dawn and stacey tell all the kids what to do for the eco fair, instead of asking them to come up with ideas themselves they are bad teachers that do not encourage creativity in their students, unlike mrs gonzalez dawn asks the kids how many of them called their friends to ask if their families recycle and when only bill and melody korman raise their hands dawn says she s really disappointed in the other kids UGH seriously, stop encouraging kids to harass people talking about squishing bugs with the kormans makes kristy lose her appetite for pizza huh kristy is the grossest of them all dawn assumes that everyone in the bsc is helping out with HER assignment eco fair and gives them tasks without asking.stacey outfitToday she was wearing floral leggings, a pink shirt with big sleeves, and a long vest covered in antique pins A black fedora with a red cloth rose was perched on top of her shoulder length hair dawn s kid kit marine world book with map stickers kristy s kid kit water colors crayonssnacks in claudia s room gummi bears in the lower drawer of her desk chocolate drops in her backpack mallomars behind her headboard this book is widely cited as the book that made hardcore babysitters club fans turn against dawn dawn is taking some kind of ecology class at school stacey is taking the same class, during a different period the students are assigned an individual project in which they brainstorm ways to address one of the causes of environmental degradation then implement it dawn is totally pumped for this project, while she s sitting for the barrett kids later that afternoon, she realizes that it might this book is widely cited as the book that made hardcore babysitters club fans turn against dawn dawn is taking some kind of ecology class at school stacey is taking the same class, during a different period the students are assigned an individual project in which they brainstorm ways to address one of the causes of environmental degradation then implement it dawn is totally pumped for this project, while she s sitting for the barrett kids later that afternoon, she realizes that it might be fun to organize a basic ecology class for kids she is telling the barretts about all kinds of different environmental facts she has learned in her class, they are eating the information up she talks to stacey that afternoon they decide to collaborate on the class model it after the class they are taking.mrs gonzalez, their teacher, thinks this is a great idea gives it her okay, so they rush to stacey s house after school start calling potential students their first call is to the thomas brewer house, to see if david michael, karen, andrew want to be in the class kristy starts firing questions at them when will the class be held where will it be held how will the students get there how will they get home stacey dawn realize they didn t figure out any of these details, so they sit down to sort it out they choose a day mysteriously decide to have the classes in stacey s backyard, even though these kinds of events are always at dawn s house they enlist some parents to carpool the students every week.the first class goes really well, but when they talk about recycling, dawn realizes that stoneybrook doesn t have a lot of facilities for recycling there s only one recycling center, it s not that accessible there s no curbside pick up she decides to do something about this she wants to turn stoneybrook middle school into a recycling center.she tells mrs gonzalez her idea the next day, again, mrs gonzalex thinks it s brilliant dawn wants to get started immediately, but mrs gonzalez says that they first have to get permission from the school administrators, then have the students vote on the project choose a coordinator they secure permission from the vice principal right away, dawn makes a bunch of posters flyers to educate her classmates about the need for a new recycling center get them to vote for the project.dawn mary anne head to school early the next day, so they can talk to students as they arrive sell them on the recycling center idea it starts off wellbut then dawn yells at one of her new converts for throwing away a can this seems to make mary anne angry she storms off in fact, dawn has been yelling at people with great frequency she bitched claudia out for eating individually wrapped candy, she yelled at kristy for throwing away a can she s taking over the ecology classes that she s supposed to be teaching with stacey, not letting stacey answer questions or really say anything at all the students at stoneybrook middle school seem interested in starting a recycling center there, but they are less impressed with how dawn is yelling at them all the time.they voice their displeasure by voting for the recycling center, but appointing mrs gonzalex, rather than dawn, the coordinator dawn is surprised, because the project was her idea, but she doesn t seem all that bothered by it until she overhears cokie mason grace blume talking about the vote in the hallway giggling about how of course dawn got voted down because she s been acting so obnoxious lately why dawn would allow her feelings to be hurt by people like cokie grace is a mystery to mebut whatever.in fact, her feelings are so hurt that she loses all interest in helping with the project now that it s underway mrs gonzalez does recruit dawn to write the newsletter that will be distributed all over town, but dawn privately thinks that this is because it s a way for her to contribute that doesn t involve interacting with anyone else this is the big thing that pisses off a lot of adult readers first of all, it just makes sense for the coordinator of the project to be an adult a teacher with a semi permanent relationship to the school ostensibly dawn will be graduating in a matter of months moving on to the high school never mind that this never happens in the series would the incoming middle school student body elect a new coordinator doesn t it just make sense for the coordinator to be someone who is planning to stick around it s really petty of dawn to apparently only want to help out with the project if she is in charge i mean, is she in it for the good of the project, or for the ego gratification in light of her petulance, it s probably best that she s not the coordinator, because who knows how she would react the first time things didn t go her way anyway, she does attend the opening day ceremony the vice principal gives some speech about how everyone should thank the person without whom the recycling center would not exist both dawn mary anne think that he s going to call dawn up on stagebut instead he calls up mrs gonzalez dawn s feelings are very hurt she doesn t really have any fun at opening day.meanwhile, she s still bossing around stacey the kids in her ecology class the kids are in turn bossing around everyone they come into contact with i marked this book low on stars specifically because the kids repeating ecology facts makes it read like one big early 90s environmental PSA it s really boring i mean, i am all for the environment my partner is an environmental historian i have had dinner with the regional head of the EPA but it s not what i m looking for in a babysitters club book, you know it s like the ghostwriter just ordered a bunch of pamphlets from greenpeace padded the book with the facts she read including one about how supposedly all the bugs spiders eat in a year weighthan the weight of all the humans on earth i asked my partner to verify this, but he had never heard it before he looked it up online found a website that said that all the bugs spiders eat in a DAY weighthan the weight of all the humans on earthbut he followed this info up with, this is not a very reliable looking website apparently it was some flashing geocities monstrosity.point is, the kids are getting really bossy the pike kids form the green patrol they arrest people who violate their green rules send them to green school they are also preparing for the climax of the ecology class, a green fair the kids are paired off they all have assignments, like making birdhouses out of milk gallons, or selling decorated re usable grocery totes the fair goes well even mrs gonzalez attends dawn decides that the proceeds of the fair should be donated to the recycling center the other babysitters call dawn out on being a bossy britches, she backs off she writes a personal essay for her assignment in mrs gonzalez s class, acknowledging that working on the recycling center made her a huge asshole, that actually everyone has to work together to save the planet she gets a A as does stacey happy endings needless to say, we never again hear anything about the recycling center or the rate of environmental activism among the youth of stoneybrook of course the green tips offered are in no way complicated by reality there s no mention of the fact that many re usable grocery bags are decorated with lead paint, for example, or that the jury is out on whether disposable diapers are actually worse for the environment than cloth diapers, given how much water is required to clean cloth diapers etc etc etc For the love of Ben Brewer s ghost, this book is boring I m really starting to dislike Dawn s books Look how snooty she looks on the cover That just tells you everything right there But I guess we should go a bit further than that or there wouldn t be any point to these reviews would there Okay, it starts out with Dawn in science class and her teacher asking them if they think kids can save the planet Of course, Dawn says yes and then we get a huge lecture one of many on all the ways we r For the love of Ben Brewer s ghost, this book is boring I m really starting to dislike Dawn s books Look how snooty she looks on the cover That just tells you everything right there But I guess we should go a bit further than that or there wouldn t be any point to these reviews would there Okay, it starts out with Dawn in science class and her teacher asking them if they think kids can save the planet Of course, Dawn says yes and then we get a huge lecture one of many on all the ways we re killing the planet They get an assignment to come up with a project that will help save the planet and Dawn s little blonde Cali brain gets awhirlingGuess what I m going to save the planet Claudia just blinked her dark eyes at me and said, It s about timeKristyI was going to save it but I have a big softball game this afternoon We don t even have any Claudia outfits in this book but luckily Stacey steps up her A game Today she was wearing floral leggings, a pink shirt with big sleeves, and a long vest covered in antique pins A black fedora with a red cloth rose was perched on top of her shoulder length hair I had to add those shoes, those were quintessential 90s girl shoes lol Dawn is baby sitting for the Barrett kids Marnie doesn t even make her ham face jeez when she gets the idea for her project teach an after school ecology class to the kids they baby sit for Because you know, everything revolves around these kids That generation is going to be the most spoiled, entitled citizens of Stoneybrook ever She asks Stacey to help, since she has the same teacher, and they get the okay from their teacher The girls hug in the hallway at school when they get the news and Brent Jensen and Todd Long nudge each other, smirking Are they thinking what I think they re thinking For shame, ghost writers, for shame.The girls decide to do six weeks of lessons, each focusing on a different aspect like air pollution, recycling, etcand have a Green Fair at the end Because it s not a real project idea unless it ends in a festival held in someone s backyard The girls are so excited they immediately start calling kids to get them signed up Luckily, they start with Kristy and David Michael because she quickly kills their mood by pointing out they haven t worked out any of the logistics She s such a bummer all the time.So they get 13 kids signed up and start their classes with making everyone put on KIDS CARE badges So people can identify them in public and stuff They get a little sidetracked when they say pollution is invisible, like ghosts, and that sets off a rumble with the smaller kids like Andrew He looked over his shoulder and muttered, I don t like ghostsThe kids are all gung ho about their special projects and everything is going great.Until Dawn starts to get a little bossy and Miss Know It All She gets to the next BSC meeting early and sees Claudia making dough earrings not cookies shaped like dogs and cats that she can paint But then Claud pulls out some candy and Dawn freaks out on her because it s over packaged, all individually wrappedI m making art, Claudia replied, and Dawn s giving me a lecture about garbage She just keeps getting worse from there and there s really no point repeating it all So here s some random stuff to keep it going The Ohdner kids have the measles But it s okay, because we ve never heard of them Jessi is taking a special ballet class with Frederick Duvall foreshadowing Dawn wants to turn the middle school into a recycling center for the town She berates Mary Anne in front of everyone for only writing on the front of her paper The Pike kids go overboard as usual and turn into the Green Meanies and make their parents and siblings take ecology lessons Shawna Riverson s locker is a pigsty, with month old hamburger wrappers Gross Woody Jefferson who are all these new boys and Trever Sandbourne bring brie cheese, pate, and a bottle of sparkling cider to lunch and enjoy a picnic with tablecloth, silverware, and wine glasses.Dawn takes her recycling idea to Mr Kingbridge, the vice principal Do we know who the principal is Mr Kingbridge is always mentioned as the head honcho He likes the idea, of course, but wants to make sure there is enough student interest so he puts it to a vote Dawn starts campaigning but pushes way too hard and even makes Mary Anne stalk off in a huff The recycling project gets a huge vote yes from students, but they vote the science teacher as the project leader instead of Dawn and she s super upset about it Then she overhears that cow Cokie Mason talking to her sidekick Grace Blume and they call her obnoxious and that just pushes her over the edge She basically decides she wants nothing else to do with it now, because she s a big baby, not laid back and chill at all.The recycling center opens with a big hoopla, Dawn gets no credit at all for it, and whines about it a lot She pushes people away evenwith the kids Green Fair, assuming all the other BSCers will help out when they already have plans Stacey finally blows up at Dawn, telling her what a recycling cow she s been, and Dawn s like oh She realizes that they were all right, she was being a cow except she doesn t eat meat, so she was beingtofu She calms down, the kids fair goes off great, Stacey Dawn turn in a 30 PAGE REPORT for their class printed twice and you know that crap wasn t double sided , her teacher asks her to co chair the recycling program if she can tone down the obnoxiousness, and it s all good And when you work together, you can do almost anything Even save a planet.Blogged at SeeJennRead

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